Hello I am a Tapir running a blog. My guise is a 16 year old loser boy from California, USA. He was born in Mexico, so technically he is Mexican, or whatever. He is an aspiring writer/director and dreams of being in film. He is a big fan of Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pokemon, Game Grumps and their respective channels, all things Nintendo, Sonic, Shingeki no Kyojin, Breaking Bad, and Sherlock. He is also a "film critic" or at least pretends to be one, because he loves film. Some of his favorite directors include: Steven Spielberg, Hayao Miyazaki, Quentin Tarantino, Edgar Wright, Alfonso Cuaron, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, and the Coen Brothers (Joel and Ethan.) Now enjoy "Gullermo's" (that's his name) blog, I've got to do Tapir things.
*me during the purge*
"I just came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now"
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional
we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning
The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke
shut up u commie
hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in
and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands
according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
LOVE the new League of Legends champion designs. Really matches the game’s art style!
It’s kinda weird, but going back to it, the intro cutscene to Sonic Adventure: DX subconsciously taught me a lot about how editing and cinematography (especially using colors) can create a mood. The cut from the peaceful city, to the rumbling manhole lid, to the city being destroyed by water as the music intensifies, really gets the viewer tense. And then the whole rest of the scene takes this whole theme of water as it has this effect while it cross cuts from place to place of water drops on the screen. Water is made to be an enemy, and it scares the viewer especially when Chaos forms out of the water we were meant to fear, giving this terror a horrific face. Then there is a montage of Sonic running and the introduction of the other characters as if to show who’s going to fight this monster. it’s a real boost of courage to see Sonic running in to fight Chaos. You no longer want to seize to fear of the doom of this city, you want to fight the beast as this hero who smiles and runs bravely even in the face of this beast. I don’t particularly enjoy cutscenes in games as they are usually boring, don’t add much to the game, and more often than not poorly done, but this cutscene is a wonderful example on how to get an audience to understand a lot of information: themes, characters, roles, locations, and even general feel of the situation in a short time frame. I really enjoy this cutscene, even though it’s from a game, I would show this to any one wanting to get into film making.